Demotivators

[aaron.adley]

I don't know, but these are better insults:

You're a waist of toilet paper

Cannibals threw you back to civilization

Dogs won't even pee on your leg

You went in for a face lift and the doc said, "there's nothing we can do" and pulled the sheet over your head.

You failed a Rorschach test.

Your not qualified to twiddle your thumbs.

You can't walk at the same time.

You put your pants on one arm at a time.

You wanted a refund on your pajamas because they leaked.